Redneck Pickup Lines



• Did you fart?
  cuz you blew me away.



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• Are yer parents retarded?
  cuz ya sure are special.



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• My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
  I can't hold it in.



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• Is there a mirror in yer pants?
  cuz I can see myself in em.



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• If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel,
  I'd store my nuts in yer hole.



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• You might not be the best lookin girl here,
  but beauty's only a light switch away.



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• Man says - "Fat Penguin!"
  Woman says - "WHAT?"
  Man says - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."



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• I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
  but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.



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• I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
  I think he went inta this cheap motel room.



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• Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.



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• If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.



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• Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
  every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

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