Redneck Pickup Lines
- Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
- Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
- My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
- Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.
- If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
- You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
- Man says - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman says - "WHAT?"
Man says - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
- I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
- I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
- Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
- If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
- Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up